Fake Missile Alert And The Celebration With The PORN

Fake Missile Alert And The Celebration With The PORN

Jiyo toh har din aise jiyo, jaise ki akhri ho”
(Live as if it’s your last day)
 
These words appear to be conversed by some great ancient , but they make lot more sense than the quintessential algebra formula. And just when it makes sense to you, you are already planning about your routine. 
No more sagging over past
 I m going to express my feeling to that girl next door
 “I will stop gulping those zillion tons of sugar, will exercise for 2 hours a day…No, one hour is enough I guess”
 
And then next day is same. You don’t even remember about the promises you made to yourself last night. 
Let’s take a pause, Imagine it’s really your last day. Literally, it’s the end. You have got barely few hours. What would you do ? Would you stop doing your routine or would you get out of your comfort zone make the best use of your trivial time you have.
One such incident happened on 13 Jan 2018. Hawaiian residents all across the island received a text message at 8:07am stating that a ballistic missile was on it’s way to their island and advised they should take shelter immediately. With internal tensions brewing among the people, it’s no surprise that the warning was taken very, very seriously. 
 
Now imagine yourself in this scenario, what would you do? We can’t imagine that ever, you can’t even create that level of tension. But one thing is for sure. You would definitely not prefer to watch PORN !!
According to a report by Pornhub, based on real-time, per-minute pageviews, and compared to levels on the previous two Saturdays, the statisticians found a precipitous drop in traffic at 8:07am immediately after the warning was sent out. There was a massive drop of 77% below a typical Saturday by 8:23 am.
 
The connotations changed at  when residents were notified that the warnings sent were an error. 
A huge wave of relief was sent across the island and traffic began to reach normal levels.
 
And then, unsurprisingly, there was an increase of 45% above a typical Saturday. Rubbing and jerking was the way of celebration.
  

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